Student Protests Against Lack of Urinal Dividers Reach All-Time High

Witty, Beloved Friend Says It's "Technically Frankenstein's Monster"

LHS Cafeteria Sushi: Yes It Exists, And The Reviews Are In

You Can, in Fact, Borrow Books from The Library!

Frait Express Wages War on Awkward Silence in Commons 1

Shocking Fall From Grace: Teacher Has Sweatstains Too

Lame Duck Superintendent To Call Snowdays With Reckless Abandon

The Righteous Struggle – Student Fights For Beliefs, Homework-Free Year

Freshman Accidently Walks Through Senior Corner, Gets Sent Through Dante's Nine Circles of Hell

Unmarked White Van Handing Out Most Candy at Activities Fair

Freshman Accidentally Qualifies for Boston Marathon while Running to Class

"Coming Out" as a Republican at LHS

College Board Announces New SAT Section Requiring Students to Complete Dragomar, Lord of Darkness's Three Trials of Courage

Guilty Student Finally Comes Clean about Printing 11th Page

Football Captain, Hailed as Modern Columbus, Discovers Commons Two

Breaking News – No Bomb Threat

How to Win Prom

How To Spend Your Senior Skip Day

Locker Room Thief Found to have Runescape Level 32 Lock-pick

How To: Ask For a College Recommendation

LHS Senate cancels “Senate Day”, announces “Senate Awareness Day” instead

Student Body Wonders When “That Freshman” Will Be Asked to Prom by Senior Boyfriend

Looking Back on March

Singer-Wong, Director-Right: Fall Drama in Review

LHS Freshman Earns Meager “P-” in Health; Blacklisted by Tufts and Wesleyan

The Land Before Not Having Time – Archaeologist Makes a Stunning Discovery at LHS

LHS Clocks Briefly Display Accurate Time

Super Tuesday Results Shock and Awe Lexington High Students

Stupid Loser Teacher Says Kids Who Got Into Harvard “Aren’t Better Than Anybody Else”

Physics Grades: A Balancing Act

Students Praise Physics Grading Scale, Credit Great Leader

New Ridesharing App Promises to Get Students On Time, Every Time

Freshman Hit with Snowball in Quad, Greatest Day of His Life

Students Voice Concerns Over Political Correctness of Space-Themed Social Gathering

Exclusive Interview with the Satanic Hell-Demon Behind the Music During Passing Time